Tuesday, February 07, 2006

V Day Bullshit

Yeah, so I've pretty much had enough of this crap. This has got to be the worst holiday of all holidays. Now if you can keep up with this rant, great, if you can't tough shit.

  • In theory it's a day for a couple to celebrate their love, but it's become a day when the females get pampered, wined and dined. Since when does love mean that the male has to spend money, time and energy on his companion? It should be a day where both spend equal amounts of time, money and energy on each other. It's getting to be more lopsided than weddings.
  • Think about it, what's the color of the holiday? Pink. How many guys you know like the color pink? How many girls like pink? Case closed it's a female's holiday.
  • Since I'm on this issue anyway. How many times have you heard the expression "her special day" when someone is talking about a wedding? Total bullshit. It should be "their special day".
  • It makes some who are not in relationships lonely. Ok, so now not only do they have to deal with the everyday pressure society has put on them, but now they have to go through a whole holiday season that emphasizes it. Who the fuck ever decided you have to be in a relationship to be happy anyway? In everything I've experienced, seen and heard the relationship will never work if both individuals aren't happy with themselves. With all this pressure to hurry into relationships, no wonder so many people get divorced. People have to live with themselves before they can live with others.

In conclusion Valentines Day is the worst holiday evar!

Disclaimer: This post was written with the assumption of a heterosexual relationship. If you are in a homosexual relationship, replace the feminine words with their masculine equivalents or vise versa.

6 comments:

Martini Love said...

You are SO wise... ha-ha that is why I am going to take what you are saying an apply it to everything this month...

"People have to live with themselves before they can live with others"

Exactly. Well put. And yes V-Day is all about the ladies why isn't it for BOTH.. such lame bullshit.


Well something to look forward to is St. Patty's Day ... now there is a real holiday!!

RJoe said...

I'm going to have to agree with St. Patty's being a real holiday. I like the way you think!

mmmm green beer.

Partners in crime said...

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MiLFie (Hot Brownie) said...

I guess guys should stake out a day in March and call it.....

wait for it....

Steak and BlowJob Day!

Okay, maybe not?

Anonymous said...

josh-i finally found my way to your site. Marge

RJoe said...

Glad you could make it Marge! It was fun seeing you again. You always pop up in the spots I least expect. haha!