Coolest Lamp in History

Check out this lamp I just got! It's cool as shit!


Notice it has a fuckin eagle on it!


Now the lamp would be cool enough with just an eagle, but wait. There's a sail boat on the lamp shade! How insane is that!



I know what you're all thinking. How do I get my hands on a such a fine piece as that? Tough shit, it's not for sale!

Schluetoberfest 2006

It's that time of year again. The time when the elite social club TEAM*JESS thinks it's better than the anti-social team*josh.

This year TEAM*JESS is even more pathetic than last year. Check out her flyer:

Now check out the team*josh flyer:

Notice the bigger beers, Jagermeister necklace and the X burned into her head. TEAM*JESS might as well have a "Dry" party!