My part in the food chain

I have secured my spot on the top of the food chain. This weekend I harvested a 8 point buck. He tastes good.

The Birth of True Evil

Today is the day when a terrrible menace was released on soceity. From an early age signs on the tyranny were seen. In normally innocent games a child would play, a way was found to oppress others and force them into submission. This escaladed into institutions of education where the force of evil would countinue it's reign upon the poor constituants. Finally this deceptive beast went world wide and attempted to take over the world.

Happy Birthday Sis!
Founder and Namesake of TEAM*JESS

Coolest Lamp in History

Check out this lamp I just got! It's cool as shit!


Notice it has a fuckin eagle on it!


Now the lamp would be cool enough with just an eagle, but wait. There's a sail boat on the lamp shade! How insane is that!



I know what you're all thinking. How do I get my hands on a such a fine piece as that? Tough shit, it's not for sale!

Schluetoberfest 2006

It's that time of year again. The time when the elite social club TEAM*JESS thinks it's better than the anti-social team*josh.

This year TEAM*JESS is even more pathetic than last year. Check out her flyer:

Now check out the team*josh flyer:

Notice the bigger beers, Jagermeister necklace and the X burned into her head. TEAM*JESS might as well have a "Dry" party!

Jagermeister and Gwar

How many people can say they have a HUGE Jagermeister flag signed by members of Gwar hanging in their living room?

team*josh can:


Where's TEAM*JESS's Jager flag?

Gotta Park Somewhere

So I grew out of my old garage and built a new one. Here it is!


Any TEAM*JESS member is officially UNinvited to come check out the garage! losers.

Be a Movie Star

So my friend is casting people to play extras in a movie. I'm not Hollywood, but I think that means you will have an extra special role in the film. Either way some of the movie will be filmed in a bar. Which means you get to spend 8 hours in a bar with little to do except wait for your turn in front of the camera. Sounds like fun to me!

Here's the info:
We are seeking people of all types, 21 and over to beextras in the SAG independent movie “Regular Joe.”The movie is set to film June 24 through July 30 invarious metro locations (Minneapolis). Anyone interested in beingan extra should email katibatch_AT_yahoo.com, please put“Regular Joe extra” in subject line. Include yourname, telephone, email address, and age. There is no monetary compensation, but you will receive copy and credit, meals will be provided.

p.s. For you TEAM*JESS members: change the _AT_ to @ when you send the email. idiots.

TEAM*JESS in cahoots with the Sith!

Captian Spaulding has something to say about TEAM*JESS

Here's a Tip. Not that I have a choice.

Ok, here's what I don't get. A group of people goes to a bar. The beer lady is really slow and being bitchy. Everyone at the table complains about the service. Yet when the bill comes, everyone leaves a tip.

Maybe I'm just confused about the whole concept of tipping, but isn't tipping what you do when you want to reward someone for doing a good job? So why is it when someone does a shitty job, they still get tipped? The only tip they should be getting is, "get out of the service industry". Even someone does an average job, they get a tip. So basically no matter how good or bad of a job you do, you'll get a tip.

So why not just include the tip in the bill and raise the hourly wage of the server? That way the customer can reward the servers who are doing a great job by giving them a tip.

In my perfect world this is how servers would get compensated:
-Bad Server: minimum wage and about to be unemployed.
-Average Server: fair market wage.
-Good Server: fair market wage + tips.

Oh and if it's $5 for a bottle of Mich Golden Draft Light, the tip is included in the price of the beer. Fuck you.