Get ready to ROCK!!!

with Guitar Hero

Yeah this game fucking rocks!!! I haven't had this much fun playing a video game since I bought the fishing controller for Dreamcast. If you are a hard core gamer or not, this game is definately one you have to at least give a try. Everyone who's been over to play it loves it and wants to come over and play it again.

Do yourself a favor, get this game, strap up and rock out!!!

Soup Spoon vs. Regular Spoon

Is this even a battle? There's no way that a regular spoon could even compare to a soup spoon. Soup spoons are sooooo much better than a regular spoon I don't even know why they still make regular spoons. A soup spoon can do everything just as good as a regular spoon and in some cases it can even do it better. Think about it. What do you use a spoon for? Cereal? You can get a bigger and better scoop with a soup spoon. What about stuff like mashed potatoes or corn? A soup spoon is the better choice because if the ease of scooping motion. Ice Cream? Soup spoon. Don't even make me mention soup and how the soup spoon was made for eating that.

The bottom line is that the regular spoon will never even compare to the soup spoon. They aren't even in the same league.

The coming and going of age

You finally turn 28
no girl so you still masterbate
nothings changed but your underwear
and even that might be rare
the game with no end they call everquest
in that chair you've made your nest
another year you've turned an age
your belly looks like it can be checked with a gauge
the older you get the smarter you ain't
i remember the younger schlueter he was a saint
the devilman you've become you created a demon
you think your the smartest guy I know, awake you be dreamin
for you are closer to the end then the beginnin
for the race of life you are not winnin

-Randy Lee

Bus Ridin' Bitches

If you've ever rode the bus, you'll know what I'm talking about here.

Busses are set up with 4 seats in every row. 2 on 1 side 2 on the other. This leaves an inside and outside seat on each side. Now if you want to find a bus ridin bitch it's easy. She's the bitch who sits on the inside seat with noone in the ouside seat. Why she doesn't scoot her stuck up ass to the outside seat so that others who get on after her can sit in that seat is beyond me. It's like she's scared of people or something. Well then why in the hell is she on public transportation? If you ride public transportation and are scared to sit next to someone, you'd better re-evaluate your life choices. Because you are some stupid sob.

I've always wanted to be that guy who asks to sit in the outside seat and make her stand up, move over and let you through. Take that bus ridin bitch!

Enlighten Others

I have created a web forum for team*josh to begin continue our world domination.

If you have something to say here's the place to say it.

http://sadistikal.10.forumer.com/viewforum.php?f=1

Schluetertoberfest Challange

team*josh has issued a challange to TEAM*JESS. team*josh will be able to drink more beer at thier Schluetertoberfest than TEAM*JESS at their Schluetertoberfest.

This will prove the superiority of team*josh and once again put TEAM*JESS to shame.

more updates to come after the humiliaion of TEAM*JESS...

Once again TEAM*JESS was put in it's place as the team*josh Schluetoberfest was a hell of a time. This will have to become a yearly tradition, hopefully TEAM*JESS will be around long enough to see the next Schluetoberfest.

Country Music Is Worse Than Hurricanes

Country music has to be the worst thing to ever happen to music. The lyrics are horrible, the music has no feeling, the creators of this music have no talent and above all when you listen to it you get stupider.

If you disagree with me, you have listened to too much country and therefore are too stupid to realize the truth.

In other news, it's Johnny Cash Week! So load up some Cash and listen to a legend

Oil: The Wave of the Past

Ok let's pull our collective heads out of our asses and work towards alternate fuel sources. Oil has been the reason for pollution, wars and bad feather days for numerous penguins. What we need is reasearchers working twards renewable resources as the major fuel source for our transportation.

One major hurdle we will have to get over is the fact that right now the oil barrons have all the money and with that money they can control congress. So our governmental help is out. Especially because of all the morons who vote based on political party rather than voting for the people who have the same stance on issues that they do.

The technology is there for us to use other fuels, such as ethonal. It's made from corn, it's made in the US, it will work if we want it too. The only problem is the big wig oil people who have control of this country won't ever let a fuel like that become popular. Because then the farmers would be getting all the money and they would be left with just a few billion.

I can't wait to see the day when the oil runs dry and the oil barrons are the ones sitting around in overalls and a straw hat, while a farmer drives his tractor in a new suit.

My thoughts on females who think marrage is the ultimate goal

1) what's your hurry?
2) you don't need to be in a relationship to be successful
3) getting married isn't like winning a race.
4) Your putting yourself through this, so if you don't like it quit doing it.
5) relationships have nothing to do with doing things right or wrong.It's mostly all luck.
6) it's a struggle for you because you're looking for one. Just beyourself and be happy with yourself and a relationship will find you.
7) quit being such a fucking moron
8) be happy with what you got, not with what you want
9) chances are life would be worse in a marrage.

Racism

All racists should shoot themselves in the head and rid this world of thier idiocy.